Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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