VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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