That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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