Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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