allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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