I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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