Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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