Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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