MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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