Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Who died my cat blue again?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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