This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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