Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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