we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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