Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I have tasted many bathrooms
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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