maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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