She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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