I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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