so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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