What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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