no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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