Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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