This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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