Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
