just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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