Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
