Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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