I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
