How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Pants are for mortals
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
