Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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