His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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