dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
