remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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