I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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