i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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