Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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