..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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