Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Randomize
