The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
only you would photoshop your dick
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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