Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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