Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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