his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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