he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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