scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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