Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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