My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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