Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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