After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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