I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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