Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just pee around me
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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