can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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