i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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