Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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