I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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