we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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